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link My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-29)
  1. John Mayer (24)
  2. Jay-Z (20)
  3. Jamie Cullum (12)
  4. Ingrid Michaelson (9)
  5. Kanye West (6)

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3 days ago

November 30, 2009
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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason
— Jerry Seinfeld (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)

5 days ago

November 29, 2009
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“Do You Know Me” by John Mayer…can’t get this song out of my head.

5 days ago

November 28, 2009
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link My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22)
  1. John Mayer (44)
  2. Jay-Z (31)
  3. Jamie Cullum (29)
  4. Kanye West (20)
  5. Cartel (14)

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1 week ago

November 26, 2009
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link My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-15)
  1. Jay-Z (28) 
  2. Jamie Cullum (22) 
  3. Lil’ Wayne (16) 
  4. John Mayer (12) 
  5. Kings of Leon (11) 

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2 weeks ago

November 17, 2009
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I happen to hate New Year’s celebrations. Everybody desperate to have fun. Trying to celebrate in some pathetic little way. Celebrate what? A step closer to the grave? That’s why I can’t say enough times, whatever love you can get and give, whatever happiness you can filch or provide, every temporary measure of grace, whatever works. And don’t kid yourself. Because its by no means up to your own human ingenuity. A bigger part of your existence is luck, than you’d like to admit. Christ, you know the odds of your fathers one sperm from the billions, finding the single egg that made you. Don’t think about it, you’ll have a panic attack.
— Boris Yellnikoff (Larry David), Whatever Works

2 weeks ago

November 17, 2009
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link My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-8)
  1. Jamie Cullum (53) 
  2. Jay-Z (26) 
  3. Ben Folds (14) 
  4. Lil’ Wayne (13) 
  5. Kanye West (12) 

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3 weeks ago

November 9, 2009
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link My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1)
  1. Jay-Z (30) 
  2. Drake (11) 
  3. David Gray (10) 
  4. Kings of Leon (9) 
  5. Panic at the Disco (9) 

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1 month ago

November 2, 2009
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photo My favorite part of 40 Year Old Virgin. It’s what would be considered “a nigga moment” on The Boondocks. Smart Tech Customer: This shit just got real! Jay: What are you gonna do, bitch? Smart Tech Customer: I’ll tell you what. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th? Jay: You ever heard of Rollin 20’s, nigga? Since I was sixteen, nigga, I’m saying, “frosty.” You know what I’m saying? “Spoon”, nigga. We fucked dwarves in the ass! Smart Tech Customer: Nigga, this dwarf here don’t got to be tall to pull a trigger off in somebody face! Andy Stitzer: [walks up quickly] Good afternoon! Good afternoon! Welcome to Smart Tech. What can I help you with? Smart Tech Customer: [points at Jay] Is this your boy? Jay: Yeah, nigga, we will both mash you! What? What? Where you at? Andy Stitzer: Hey, how can we help you, sir? Jay: No, no, he don’t need no help! He’s already been served. I served him. He’s taken care of. He’s a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now, he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch, and now he ‘bout to bounce! Smart Tech Customer: This your boy? Jay: Yeah, nigga, that’s my boy. We rep the same Smart Tech. Smart Tech Customer: [points at Andy] You just got fucked up with him. Both ya’ll niggas gonna get clapped up when I get back. [pretends to shoot two guns at them] Smart Tech Customer: Both ya’ll niggas! Andy Stitzer: What? What did I do? Smart Tech Customer: It don’t fucking matter! Jay: Yeah, well, aim high, Willis. Aim high!

My favorite part of 40 Year Old Virgin. It’s what would be considered “a nigga moment” on The Boondocks.

Smart Tech Customer: This shit just got real!
Jay: What are you gonna do, bitch?
Smart Tech Customer: I’ll tell you what. You know Luca Perry from 20th and 25th?
Jay: You ever heard of Rollin 20’s, nigga? Since I was sixteen, nigga, I’m saying, “frosty.” You know what I’m saying? “Spoon”, nigga. We fucked dwarves in the ass!
Smart Tech Customer: Nigga, this dwarf here don’t got to be tall to pull a trigger off in somebody face!
Andy Stitzer: [walks up quickly] Good afternoon! Good afternoon! Welcome to Smart Tech. What can I help you with?
Smart Tech Customer: [points at Jay] Is this your boy?
Jay: Yeah, nigga, we will both mash you! What? What? Where you at?
Andy Stitzer: Hey, how can we help you, sir?
Jay: No, no, he don’t need no help! He’s already been served. I served him. He’s taken care of. He’s a little slow, but he got it. See, what he thought was he can come up here and make the rules. But now, he see that Jay make the rules at Smart Tech, that I run this bitch, and now he ‘bout to bounce!
Smart Tech Customer: This your boy?
Jay: Yeah, nigga, that’s my boy. We rep the same Smart Tech.
Smart Tech Customer: [points at Andy] You just got fucked up with him. Both ya’ll niggas gonna get clapped up when I get back.
[pretends to shoot two guns at them]
Smart Tech Customer: Both ya’ll niggas!
Andy Stitzer: What? What did I do?
Smart Tech Customer: It don’t fucking matter!
Jay: Yeah, well, aim high, Willis. Aim high!

1 month ago

October 29, 2009
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Only my third favorite exchange from "The 40 Year Old Virgin"

  • David: Hey, Paula.
  • Paula: Yeah?
  • David: I gotta tell you something. I'm really excited about it. Uh, for the first time today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I feel confident to say to you that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD that you've been playing for two years straight off, I'm going to kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain.
  • Paula: David, what do you suggest we play?
  • David: I don't care. Anything. I would rather... I would rather watch "Beautician and the Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothing against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.
  • Paula: You're such a smartass. Get back on the floor.
  • [Paula walks away]
  • David: [cough-mutters] Ah-fuck you!

1 month ago

October 29, 2009
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link My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25)
  1. The Beatles (34) 
  2. Jay-Z (19) 
  3. Jamie Cullum (15) 
  4. David Gray (11) 
  5. ESPN (10) 

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1 month ago

October 26, 2009
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link My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-18)
  1. Jay-Z (21) 
  2. John Mayer (10) 
  3. Jamie Cullum (10) 
  4. Drake (8) 
  5. Kanye West (7) 

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1 month ago

October 19, 2009
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Managing Editor to Editor in Chief: “You don’t have to be a perverted raging alcoholic with a filthy mouth to be a journalist!”

Adviser: “But it helps!”

— Overheard in the Newsroom

1 month ago

October 18, 2009
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