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Source: comedycentralThere’s never a bad day to watch this classic Louis CK bit, but as you prepare to be SO MAD about headphone jack locations and front-facing camera megapixels, today is an especially good day.
Proof that soccer is catching on: Mark Sanchez does it “Quarterback Style”. Thanks to GFOP Michael Wilson.
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Source: seinfeldscripts.comJerry: Is it me or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seen?
Elaine: Uh, I couldn’t look. It was like the Pekinese.
Jerry: Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool. And, you know, the thing is, they’re never gonna know, no one’s ever gonna tell them.
Elaine: Oh, you have to lie.
Jerry: It’s a must lie situation.
Elaine: Yes, it’s a must lie situation.(via The Hamptons)