Jerry: Is it me or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seen?
Elaine: Uh, I couldn’t look. It was like the Pekinese.
Jerry: Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool. And, you know, the thing is, they’re never gonna know, no one’s ever gonna tell them.
Elaine: Oh, you have to lie.
Jerry: It’s a must lie situation.
Elaine: Yes, it’s a must lie situation.
(via The Hamptons)
I really need to get back on this thing.