The American Daydream

weddingpartytime:

comedycentral:

There’s never a bad day to watch this classic Louis CK bit, but as you prepare to be SO MAD about headphone jack locations and front-facing camera megapixels, today is an especially good day.

meninblazers:

Proof that soccer is catching on: Mark Sanchez does it “Quarterback Style”. Thanks to GFOP Michael Wilson.

Word.

How did I miss this? Like, all of these…

Source: thesockcovers

dailyseinfeld:

Jerry: Is it me or was that the ugliest baby you have ever seen?
Elaine: Uh, I couldn’t look. It was like the Pekinese.
Jerry: Boy, a little too much chlorine in that gene pool. And, you know, the thing is, they’re never gonna know, no one’s ever gonna tell them.
Elaine: Oh, you have to lie.
Jerry: It’s a must lie situation.
Elaine: Yes, it’s a must lie situation.

(via The Hamptons)

I really need to get back on this thing.

(via omgitsjpax)

MNT vs. Italy: Clint Dempsey Goal - Feb. 29, 2012 (by ussoccerdotcom)

Beasting.

(via fuckyeahlizlemon)