February 2012
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December 2011
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When I was young, my ambition was to be one of the people who made a difference...
– Jim Henson
You’re not a woman until people come out of your vagina and step on your...
– Louis C.K.
Study abroad
shitmystudentswrite:
Occasionally she and I would fornicate in various positions and teach each other the sexual culture of our two nations.
September 2011
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Beantown Chronicles, Part 1
Two close friends of mine requested that I keep a blog now that I’m in Boston, and I’ve been remiss in doing so, mainly because I’ve been both busy and lazy. Three weeks in, those circumstances haven’t really changed, but I figured I could throw something together.
I’m at the beginning of the most exciting and important stretch in my life so far. I’m in grad...
August 2011
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"I can't believe you're moving..."
I realize I haven’t put anything original on here in a while, which is fine. It’s Tumblr. I don’t have to be original. I just have to be able to find things I like and pass them on to survive in this medium. But I can honestly say it’s been a couple weeks since I really composed anything worthwhile, and now’s as good a time as any.
Next Thursday, I’ll move to...
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We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find...
– Dr. Seuss
July 2011
5 posts
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The meal doesn’t end when I’m ‘full.’ The meal is over when I hate myself.
– Louis C.K. (via omgitsjpax)
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June 2011
13 posts
comedycentral:
Louis CK Talks Farts on The Daily Show
“You don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to.”
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I don’t know exactly what motivates someone to dedicate their life to the...
– Kevin Van Valkenburg
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Was reminded of this “Community” scene this morning. Oh, Allison Brie…
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Frozen in front of me
(Don’t read this if you’re not interested in reading a retrospective on a John Mayer album in which I get sappy. It’s not pretty.)
We all have a favorite album. That album can be our favorite for a myriad of reasons, both internal and external. It probably defined your life at the time of purchase and has ever since. Finding out someone else loved the album as well can create an...
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Your perceived failure can become a catalyst for profound reinvention.
– Conan O’Brien, in his commencement speech at Dartmouth
I have often wished that Jefferson had not used that phrase ‘the pursuit...
– Toni Morrison, to the 2011 graduating class at Rutgers
Damn. Well said.
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$2.57
I went to Wal-Mart earlier today to pick up some groceries. On my way back, my mom called and asked me to buy some Ramen noodles. After a couple sighs and eye rolls, I stopped at the Target by my house. It took me about five times longer than it should have, but I found the Ramen noodles and headed toward the checkout line.
I determined it was too weird to stand in a line full of people buying...
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That’s what a great bar does. It stays the same so we can measure our own...
– Wright Thompson, Grantland.com
Just read this piece he wrote about the closing of Elaine’s, a famous writer’s bar in New York City. I’ve never been to Elaine’s, but the article makes me wish I had. Wright’s one of my favorite writer, and after I read these lines (the...
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A to-do list for the ages...
I think it really hit me last week, when I filled out my grad school registration form and sent in my class requests. In three months, I won’t live in Georgia anymore. Circumstances determine who you view your situation. I have friends who never plan on leaving and friends who got out the first chance they got. I think I’ve vacillated between both camps over the years, and now I’m at the point...
May 2011
7 posts
Serendipity
Being someone who probably watches too many TV shows and movies, I often find myself living out my days as if someone else would view it later. Most of my life is rated PG-13 (or TV-14), and the rest is R-rated, for language and adult situations. In retrospect, the events of yesterday afternoon feel scripted—not in the way that I knew something crazy would happen, but in the way that I feel...
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For some very lucky few, though — and I count myself one of them — a...
– Jeff MacGregor, ESPN.com
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You know what? I’m done being single, I’m not good at it. Look,...
– Ted Mosby, “How I Met Your Mother”
April 2011
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There is something awesome about breaking a sweat in the pursuit of fried food.
– Wright Thompson, ESPN.com
March 2011
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If this is even close to what Boston is like, I’m in.
If you’re looking for sympathy, you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the...
– David Sedaris (Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays)
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