February 2010
19 posts
January 2010
22 posts
“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
TRUTH!
(via kari-shma)
Reality bites...
Lelaina: "I really wanted to be something by the age of 23."
Troy: "Honey, all you have to be at the age of 23 is yourself."
1 tag
“And I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You’ve gone native. I...”
– Jake Adler (Alec Baldwin), “It’s Complicated”
2 tags
Two types of women...
Harry: There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
Sally: Which one am I?
Harry: You're the worst kind; you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.
Sally: I don't see that.
Harry: You don't see that? Waiter, I'll begin with a house salad, but I don't want the regular dressing. I'll have the balsamic vinegar and oil, but on the side. And then the salmon with the mustard sauce, but I want the mustard sauce on the side. "On the side" is a very big thing for you.
Sally: Well, I just want it the way I want it.
Harry: I know; high maintenance.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Aziz Ansari (63)
John Mayer (36)
Drake (34)
Jay-Z (25)
Jamie Cullum (16)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
“Yup, done gone and got knocked up. It was an accident. Little bastard got past...”
– My friend Lindy, a photographer, on her pregnancy. Classic stuff.
I don't care what you think...
I was thinking today about if I could only hear one artist’s catalog for the rest of my life (obviously if there were new releases, they would be included), who would I pick? Came down to three choices: The Beatles, John Coltrane or John Mayer. The first two would be great because of their vast collections of music, but believe it or not, I think I’d go with JM. I’m aware that...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Dwele (50)
John Mayer (36)
Jay-Z (26)
Kings of Leon (22)
Jamie Cullum (17)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
“My life has always felt like an unanswered question… a string of days and...”
– Dexter
Letter of the Day: The Devil and Mister Robertson
thedailywhat:
Satan (in the form of Minneapolis resident Lilly Coyle) writes an open letter to Pat Robertson, excoriating the televangelist for his claim that the Haiti quake was the direct consequence of the put-upon nation’s long-standing pact with him.
From the Minneapolis Star-Tribune:
Dear Pat Robertson,
I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out....
“When I was a little boy, I remember watching “The Tonight Show with Johnny...”
– Conan O’Brien. (via thedailywhat)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-10) →
Drake (51)
John Mayer (24)
Jay-Z (21)
Lil’ Wayne (14)
Fall Out Boy (14)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
“And I’m screaming at the top of my lungs pretending
The echoes belong to...”
– “We Will Become Silhouettes” by The Postal Service (via quote-book)
