The American Daydream

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Movie Poster of the Day: The final official one-sheet for James Bobin’s Jason Segel/Nicholas Stoller-penned Muppets movie.

The Muppets, which stars Jason Segel, Amy Adams, Chris Cooper, Rashida Jones, and, um, the Muppets, is scheduled to open wide November 23.

[fandango.]

To quote the scholar Bart Scott, “CAN’T WAIT.”

If this is even close to what Boston is like, I’m in.

• Lieutenant Dan Taylor: That's what all these cripples down at the VA talk about: Jesus this and Jesus that, have I found Jesus yet? They even had a priest come and talk to me. He said God is listening and if I found Jesus, I'd get to walk beside him in the kingdom of Heaven. Did you hear what I said? WALK beside him in the kingdom of Heaven! Well kiss my crippled ass. God is listening? What a crock of shit.
• Forrest Gump: I'm going to heaven, Lt. Dan.
• Lt. Dan: Oh? (wheels around to face Forrest) Well, before you go, go down to the store and get us another bottle of ripple.
• Forrest: Yes, sir.

“Forrest Gump” (my 2nd-favorite movie of all time) is on TNT right now, and of course, I can’t look away. I’ll always love this movie, and I notice something new every time I watch it. I always find myself attracted to “Jenny” types, unfortunately. They usually don’t get the AIDS, though.

Some people decided to remake the opening of “A Goofy Movie.” SO AWESOME.

• Harry: There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.
• Sally: Which one am I?
• Harry: You're the worst kind; you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.
• Sally: I don't see that.
• Harry: You don't see that? Waiter, I'll begin with a house salad, but I don't want the regular dressing. I'll have the balsamic vinegar and oil, but on the side. And then the salmon with the mustard sauce, but I want the mustard sauce on the side. "On the side" is a very big thing for you.
• Sally: Well, I just want it the way I want it.
• Harry: I know; high maintenance.